Tiddles, the God of Destruction

TiddIes (マスターおっぱい Masutā oppai) is the ruler of the universe in "Sansey Has No Banana Desu". He is the god of destruction and the one who guides Sanesy and his friends on their journey. While the others don't really understand what he says, Luigi seems to know exactly what he says every time he gives them orders. He currently resides on earth, as Sanesy's Pet cat.

Appearance
TiddIes appears as a male Calico cat who's eye color and fur pattern changes at random every time he appears before Sansey and his friends.

Despite all attempts, TiddIes has been Neutered over 200 times in the course of his rulership of the Universe. However, his Genitals seem to grow back over time regardless of how many times he gets neutered...

Biography
TiddIes has existed for nearly a million years. He has observed the world in the form of a Male Calico cat with powerful destructive magic at his disposal. Over the course of his rule, he has been Neutered over 200 times and counting. This is done in order to prevent TiddIes from spawning Demigod Kittens across the universe. So far, the neutering has not been successful, as each time he is, a planet, or even a Solar system, blows up out of anger over the loss of his Genitals. His anger in this process has caused many a casualty, including that of the planet Alderaan and its ruler, Princess Neko-Chan. At the start of the series, TiddIes is seen currently living as Sanesy's pet cat. He is first seen lazing around the house on the couch in a patch of sunlight, as most cats do. It isn't until Sanesy comes home from his shitty job that TiddIes begins to talk to him, telling him of his destiny and what path he is to take into order to bring peace to the world. Unfortunately, Sanesy doesn't understand a word he is saying and only reads as a typical "Meow". It isn't until Mario and Luigi come to his house to fix his toilet that Luigi finally translates what TiddIes has been trying to tell him all this time. It is revealed he wants Sanesy to gather an army of friends and stop the Ogrelord, Shrek, from conquering the swamps of the earth and bring balance back to the universe. Sanesy reluctantly agrees, Mario and Luigi joining him on his quest. While on there adventures, TiddIes continues to laze around Sanesy's house, contacting them via his servant, Tommy Wiseau. From the house, he gives Sanesy orders to further lead him on his quest, Luigi translating his meows for them, while Mario is forced to buy the Lazy God cat food in order appease him.