Sanesy

Sanesy is the main character of "Sanesy Has No Banana Desu". Going on many wacky adventures with his friends, he's on the search for the missing Golden Banana, defeating evil on the way. Rumor has it that he does not have a dick. This is unconfirmed. He also may or may not be able to live forever.

Biography
Sanesy used to be a pre-school teacher, specialising in teaching kids to throw razor-sharp glass into people's faces. He did this for a year before getting fired when one of the children cut herself and called Sanesy 'senpai'. He still has nightmares about this child because she was also the daughter of Satan.

After this incident, he joined the Loli Police, where he searched around the globe for anyone committing crimes against lolis. He finds out about Robbie Rotten, whose been avoiding their organization for years. He never manages to catch him, and after 10 years in that job he finally goes into retirement. About 5 years later, during a tour of a chemical plant, he falls into a vat of chemicals, which in turn melts off all of his skin. Soon after, he leaves the building, which scared everyone outside. Ever since the incident, he wears skin gloves to make people feel more comfortable. (On most occasions.) Later, he started working for a local Supermarket as a cashier. During this time, he lost his Skin Gloves and gave up on finding them again. After that, he managed to get 72 raises during his 1 year working there, people finding it cool that he was a skeleton. But sadly he had to quit after someone bought ~4000 bananas all at once and went to his line. He sat there for 3 days scanning said bananas, because the person who brought them up was feeling cheeky and didn't have them in bunches and handed them to him individually.

Soon afterward, he becomes a holder of the Golden Banana. For 10 years, he looks after and protects the legendary

Banana. One day, however, the Golden Banana goes missing, and that is where the story begins.